dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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