I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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