it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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