One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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