I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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