google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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