If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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