at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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