just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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