i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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