It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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