I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
