She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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