My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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