I wish life had little blips of pornography
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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