It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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