Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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