The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I smell like Dick and happiness
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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