It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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