Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Shame is for Republicans.
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