I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
soo... how was my night?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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