All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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