shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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