So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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