Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
This is my gift to your gina
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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