Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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