what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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