I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
