So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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