He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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