is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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