fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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