pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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