Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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