"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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