Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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