He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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