these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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