I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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