It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Randomize
