I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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