Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Will exercising make me less horny?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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