Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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