My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My feet surprised me
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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