At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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