I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
