butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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