I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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