wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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