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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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