at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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