are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
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