do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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